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[RF] All Republican candidates are agents of the Illuminati. One man found out and sought to enter the race in order to save America. His name? Donald Trump.
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[WP] Kim Jong Un has stated that he will agree to all disarmament terms and even have North Korea join the United Nations. There is just one condition: he will only do so if he is defeated in a one-on-one dance-off. His opponent must be the leader of a nation.
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[EU] Ulfric Stormcloak, Daenaerys Stormborn, Gandalf Stormcrow, and Johnny Storm all walk into a bar.
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[WP] You’re on a date with your potential soulmate. You’ve pulled out all the stops for this date, but this amazing person is just absolutely glued to a cell phone. You take it away in frustration, about to berate them for not giving you attention when you see what they were looking at...
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[WP] Any time that a person gets a tattoo, all their descendants are born with the same tattoo on their bodies.
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[WP] You were cursed by your nemesis centuries ago. You are both immortal except for one caveat: one can only die if the other person kills them, and when it happens the killer dies as well. Write about putting a plan in action when your nemesis is recently elected President of a modern-day country.
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[WP] Global warming has progressed enough to melt the North Pole. Describe the journey Santa would take to find a new home.
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[WP] Unbeknownst to us, the year 2016 has taken on a metaphysical presence of cruelty and murder. With news that 2017 will be here in only 60 hours, 2016 has decided to go on a final killing spree.
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