/u/dougmantis's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You are a Norse god of alcohol. A man challenges you, claiming he can go shot-for-shot with you until you pass out. He calls himself... ‘The Machine’
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[EU] The Harry Potter books were actually written by Harry Potter himself! However, everyone who went to school with him agrees that he definitely ...exaggerated a few events.
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[WP] Due to a loophole in the system, people can escape hell and get to heaven after death. You go to hell and all you see is Satan, just sitting there playing the harmonica. Everyone left him and now he's all alone.
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[WP] During a coma, you had a different life. You had a spouse, an apartment, and a job you didn’t hate. Right as you begin to wake up, you hear your spouse desperately exclaim a date and address.
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[WP] You arrive in hell surprised to find it completely barren and empty. Satan comes to greet you. “Hello, Satan. Where is everybody?” He replies “Oh, you’re the first one here.”
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[WP] “The best way to kill two mind readers is to get them to read each others’ minds at the same time, so their thoughts enter a recursive loop.”
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[WP] You are a travelled drug-dealer in the state of New York and open a pizza place as a cover for a drug operation. In doing so, you find your true passion, making pizza.
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[WP] You are injured and unable to move in the middle of a battlefield. An enemy soldier is shot down right next to you, so you can’t hurt each other, but you can still talk to each other. You slowly bond with this soldier while the fight is happening around you.
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