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[WP] God gets into a rap battle in a bar in Detroit... And loses.

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[WP] Most alien species are similar to us with one key difference: we stand at more than triple their size. They’ve been too intimidated to contact us until now.

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[WP] No matter how hard you try, statements other than double negatives in passive voice aren’t statements you can’t not stop speaking in.

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For all matter in the universe, there is a dark matter equivalent. You meet the dark matter version of yourself.

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[WP] All mirrors actually reflect parallel universes, it’s just those universes are exactly the same as ours. One day, this changes.

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[WP] In 2039, the earth was starting to fall out of alignment with the sun, among other orbital problems. The solution? Humans use rockets to speed up the spin of the earth. A day now lasts about 14 hours.

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[WP] After Being tasked by the CIA to gather information on a critical person-of-interest, they start getting suspicious. "Why are you following me?!" They snap. In a moment of desperation, you blurt "Because... because I really like you!"

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[WP] "Ok, that's 6,129 people arrested for trespassing on military property (Area 51)" - "Six thousand? There were only two thousand people in that raid..."

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[WP] Poland wins all of Russia in a game of poker.

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‘Guardian Angels’ aren’t nearly as celestial as the name implies. The Guardian Angel Protection Program was created in the far future by time-travelers, to help protect people in their past who would have died if not for ‘divine’ intervention. It makes for some… unique challenges.

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[WP] God gets into a rap battle in a bar in Detroit... And loses.	1
[WP] Most alien species are similar to us with one key difference: we stand at more than triple their size. They’ve been too intimidated to contact us until now.	1
[WP] No matter how hard you try, statements other than double negatives in passive voice aren’t statements you can’t not stop speaking in.	1
For all matter in the universe, there is a dark matter equivalent. You meet the dark matter version of yourself.	1
[WP] All mirrors actually reflect parallel universes, it’s just those universes are exactly the same as ours. One day, this changes.	1
[WP] In 2039, the earth was starting to fall out of alignment with the sun, among other orbital problems. The solution? Humans use rockets to speed up the spin of the earth. A day now lasts about 14 hours.	1
[WP] After Being tasked by the CIA to gather information on a critical person-of-interest, they start getting suspicious. "Why are you following me?!" They snap. In a moment of desperation, you blurt "Because... because I really like you!"	1
[WP] "Ok, that's 6,129 people arrested for trespassing on military property (Area 51)" - "Six thousand? There were only two thousand people in that raid..."	1
[WP] Poland wins all of Russia in a game of poker.	1
‘Guardian Angels’ aren’t nearly as celestial as the name implies. The Guardian Angel Protection Program was created in the far future by time-travelers, to help protect people in their past who would have died if not for ‘divine’ intervention. It makes for some… unique challenges.	1