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After the accident, I could see myself as if from above, being rushed to the hospital in an ambulance and being quickly transported into the operating room.

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I was well sedated, but could still hear the doctor say “Oops” as he closed my incision.

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Although I was in a coma after the accident, I could hear the doctors talking about me.

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The girl I hooked up with at the Furry convention did the most amazing wolf cosplay I had ever seen, and she even bit me lightly when we made out.

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The crowd applauded as the mime performed the most realistic version of the glass box routine I had ever seen.

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I couldn’t figure out why my neighbor kept talking about her fur babies when she didn’t have any pets.

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“These nasty vermin destroy everything they get into, and even soil their own nests.”

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The whole community was inspired by my selfless act of using my fortune to build an orphanage on the shores of a beautiful lake in Florida.

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I was very disappointed when I came downstairs on Christmas morning and the cookies I left for Santa were untouched.

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The aliens came to Earth and promised to heal everyone with cancer.

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After the accident, I could see myself as if from above, being rushed to the hospital in an ambulance and being quickly transported into the operating room.	1
I was well sedated, but could still hear the doctor say “Oops” as he closed my incision.	1
Although I was in a coma after the accident, I could hear the doctors talking about me.	1
The girl I hooked up with at the Furry convention did the most amazing wolf cosplay I had ever seen, and she even bit me lightly when we made out.	1
The crowd applauded as the mime performed the most realistic version of the glass box routine I had ever seen.	1
I couldn’t figure out why my neighbor kept talking about her fur babies when she didn’t have any pets.	1
“These nasty vermin destroy everything they get into, and even soil their own nests.”	1
The whole community was inspired by my selfless act of using my fortune to build an orphanage on the shores of a beautiful lake in Florida.	1
I was very disappointed when I came downstairs on Christmas morning and the cookies I left for Santa were untouched.	1
The aliens came to Earth and promised to heal everyone with cancer.	1