/u/drrkorby's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The scientists gleefully climbed into their Time Machine and disappeared into the past, never to return.

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I knew my bride’s family didn’t like me very much.

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I knew I would have a rough morning after drinking too much champagne at the New Year’s party on my first cruise.

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My boyfriend hates the Twilight movies, saying they got all the Vampire stuff wrong.

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The sound of the garbage truck woke me up, and my heart raced as I ran out barefoot in my pajamas, pushing the heavy trash can up the long driveway just in time to see the truck pull away.

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As they gently lowered my son’s coffin into the grave, I did my best to maintain a blank expression on my face.

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I thought my girlfriend might be using again because she was pale, sleeping all day and out late at night.

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When she said “I can’t live without you”, I thought she was saying she loved me.

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I smiled inwardly as I peeked out my window and saw my annoying neighbor get sprayed when my sprinkler system suddenly came on.

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Clients often marveled at the blind mortician’s amazing skills at making their deceased loved ones look just like the did when they were alive.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The scientists gleefully climbed into their Time Machine and disappeared into the past, never to return.	1
I knew my bride’s family didn’t like me very much.	1
I knew I would have a rough morning after drinking too much champagne at the New Year’s party on my first cruise.	1
My boyfriend hates the Twilight movies, saying they got all the Vampire stuff wrong.	1
The sound of the garbage truck woke me up, and my heart raced as I ran out barefoot in my pajamas, pushing the heavy trash can up the long driveway just in time to see the truck pull away.	1
As they gently lowered my son’s coffin into the grave, I did my best to maintain a blank expression on my face.	1
I thought my girlfriend might be using again because she was pale, sleeping all day and out late at night.	1
When she said “I can’t live without you”, I thought she was saying she loved me.	1
I smiled inwardly as I peeked out my window and saw my annoying neighbor get sprayed when my sprinkler system suddenly came on.	1
Clients often marveled at the blind mortician’s amazing skills at making their deceased loved ones look just like the did when they were alive.	1