| Is Tim Walz the Midwestern Dad Democrats Need? | 552 | ezraklein | | | | |
| Kamala Harris Isn’t Playing It Safe | 476 | ezraklein | | | | |
| Federated Union Of Bear Cub Carcass Dumpers Endorses RFK Jr. | 464 | TheOnion | | | | |
| Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up | 340 | TheOnion | | | | |
| Wealthy Child Horrified By Mismatched Towels In Friend’s Bathroom | 330 | TheOnion | | | | |
| Temu Shopper Disappointed By Quality Of $1 Blender | 307 | TheOnion | | | | |
| Stocks Plunge As Traders Realize It’s Monday And They Have To Go To Work | 255 | TheOnion | | | | |
| Tim Walz is a Minnesota Nice choice | 218 | fivethirtyeight | | | | |
| Kroger Recalls 2 Million Packs Of Lettuce They Developed Psychosexual Relationship With | 202 | TheOnion | | | | |
| Harris and Trump are tied in 538’s new polling averages | 180 | fivethirtyeight | | | | |
