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Federated Union Of Bear Cub Carcass Dumpers Endorses RFK Jr.

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Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up

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Wealthy Child Horrified By Mismatched Towels In Friend’s Bathroom

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Temu Shopper Disappointed By Quality Of $1 Blender

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Stocks Plunge As Traders Realize It’s Monday And They Have To Go To Work

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Kroger Recalls 2 Million Packs Of Lettuce They Developed Psychosexual Relationship With

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Report: 92% Of Americans Want To Be Tossed Around Like Rag Doll By Swedish Logger

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Who Is Harris’ Running Mate Tim Walz

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Divided Nation Comes Together To Keep Beach Ball In Air

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R. Kelly Petitions Supreme Court To Watch Him Pee

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Federated Union Of Bear Cub Carcass Dumpers Endorses RFK Jr.	464
Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up	340
Wealthy Child Horrified By Mismatched Towels In Friend’s Bathroom	330
Temu Shopper Disappointed By Quality Of $1 Blender	307
Stocks Plunge As Traders Realize It’s Monday And They Have To Go To Work	255
Kroger Recalls 2 Million Packs Of Lettuce They Developed Psychosexual Relationship With	202
Report: 92% Of Americans Want To Be Tossed Around Like Rag Doll By Swedish Logger	168
Who Is Harris’ Running Mate Tim Walz	135
Divided Nation Comes Together To Keep Beach Ball In Air	115
R. Kelly Petitions Supreme Court To Watch Him Pee	112