/u/elheber's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[TT] An epic poem about the greatest epic poem. It was lost to history and all that's left is your poetic description of it.
18 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] When your client is late on they're payment for a job you completed, they insist you are being paid in exposure. ...You're a hitman. "I have tons of followers on Insta," they insist.
18 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] In this apocalyptic wasteland, bandits and raiders drive modified rusty deathmobiles with thundering engines and crappy gas mileage. A bandit camp's festivities are interrupted by a lime 2010 Prius. The driver, in a bucket hat and Hawaiian shirt, rolls down his window to ask for directions.
18 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?" The driver responded, "is it because of the person in the trunk?" The three shared a laugh.
18 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] There was a misunderstanding on both sides when a struggling local brewery unknowingly hired a down-on-her-luck witch—experienced only in brewing potions—as their brewmaster.
18 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Turns out we aren't in the strangest timeline. We know this because the true strangest timeline just invented one-way communication and is now broadcasting their news channel to us "normie" timelines.
18 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
[TT] Every week, an old man comes to your diner, takes a booth, orders coffee and desert for two, waits for over an hour in silence and leaves alone. Today, just before he was about to leave, someone took a seat across from him.
17 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] In the future, brain implants give people near-unlimited memory. Ransomware holds someone's treasured memories hostage.
17 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Supercrate is a subscription superpower lootbox delivered monthly to your doorstep. Each box comes with several trinkets and at least one mostly useless, temporary superpower.
17 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
