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[WP] Teleportation booths actually clone, then kill the original. When they malfunction and fail to kill the original, they send you to finish the job. Unfortunately, the teleporter you used malfunctioned and now you will be hunted by yourself.
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[WP] Nobody knows your secret to success: You fail at everything you try, so at some point you started TRYING to fail. The double-negative effect has led to your enormous accomplishments, and everyone is trying to figure out how you do it.
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A serial killer picked up a hitchhiker who also happened to be a serial killer and, instead of trying to kill each other, they began to gleefully swap stories of their countless murders.
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[WP] On this long-haul interstellar supertanker, cloning is used to replace dead, dying or aged crew. The strict "1-clone at a time per person" law was temporarily retracted with all hands on deck to prevent a catastrophic failure. Crisis averted and law restored, there will be a culling.
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[WP] In response to an apocalyptic event, you abandoned your cozy life and isolated yourself in the wild for decades. You could be the last human. While making your classic caterpillar stew, some hikers stumbled upon you and informed you the whole apocalypse thing was solved within days.
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[WP] An enigmatic AI, seemingly indifferent to humanity, occasionally constructs and abandons massive unexplained structures overnight. One just emerged in your town.
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[WP] After a hot vampiress mistakes his confusion for witty, flirtatious banter, a regular human realizes he accidentally got into a night club for vampires without anyone noticing.
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[WP] "Nuh-uh! My dad can beat your dad!" Suddenly, you are teleported to a blood soaked arena, and standing across it is another confused father.
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