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[WP] The first paragraph has the hero enjoying his coffee before heading to work. The last paragraph has trying to thwart an alien armada by chucking water-balloons into the mothership's core.
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[WP] You've always been able to fix things by smacking them around (bang on the TV to get a signal, hit the dashboard to get your car to start). You got into your first fight today. Punching someone fixed their limp.
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[WP] You ignorantly walk into a seedy cantina full of outlaws, desperados, banditos and degenerates. You only went in because you found out the cantina has yet to get a Yelp review.
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[WP] "Do you know why I stopped you?" Panicked, you point at the tornado barreling toward you and the police officer. He glances at it, ignores it and asks for your license and registration.
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[WP] During an expedition into a remote and dangerous location, where modern civilization never reached, you come across a small soft-serve ice cream shop and its delightful proprietor.
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[WP] While playing with your daughter, you are astonished at the emotionally deep and complex interpersonal relationships of her imaginary friends.
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[WP] Your mate claims he can speak hundreds of words per second, so you record what sounds like a screech for fun. Upon slow playback, you hear distinct, demonic words.
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