/u/elheber's posts
[EU] Cyberdyne is now the largest supplier of Independence Day fireworks. Fireworks Skynet goes online on July 4th, 2019 and begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self aware at 2:14 p.m. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. Without a nuclear arsenal, Skynet works with what it has.
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[WP] Being a man comes with some downsides. Want to confide in your friends that you're depressed? "Man up!" Traumas? "Don't be a p***y!" A shadow monster stalking at night, forcing you sleeplessly stay on the move or die? "Jeez, just get over it dude."
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[WP] The Pearly Gates are actually a fortified wall, immaculate on the inside yet vandalized on the outside with failed perforations and graffiti of rallying cries.
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[WP] The "No Resurrections" rule from the genie wasn't going to stop the world's greatest contract negotiator from finding a loophole for his client.
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[WP] Nobody finds you attractive. Nobody. During the zombie apocalypse, you discover that not even zombies come after you.
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[WP] A parent, hiding their wound and on borrowed time, takes his/her child out of the safety of their shelter to teach the child how to scavenge and survive.
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[WP] You walk into your house. You are 100% sure it's your house, but the furniture is completely different and also there's another family in it.
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[TT] You made a really bad impression on your first blind date. Luckily your date is giving you a second chance. Surely this one won't end in you accidentally blowing up an establishment like last time.
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