/u/elheber's posts
[WP] Rather than admit fumbling your language-translation ear implant, the company secretly hired a street bum to remotely translate for you. Confident, you take that job in a foreign country.
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[WP] Digital brain implants have expanded people's memory beyond what was humanly possible. You've just been hit with ransomware, locking most of your memories away. One memory was implanted with instructions on how to deliver the money.
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[WP] At a mutual event, you see your ex and hesitantly decide to exchange pleasantries. You had heard she got remarried and now has a child, so you ask to see (pictures of) her child. She denies you this, stating that she would rather you only meet the child over the phone.
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[WP] You invent Sass-Bot, the sassiest robot on two legs. Due to its saucy lip, you are having trouble selling the concept in corporate board room demonstrations.
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[TT] The grizzled animal control officer scratched his fingernails on the chalkboard to get everyone's attention. "I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy," he squinted. "I'll find him for 3. But I'll catch him and kill him for 10."
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[WP] It turns out that movie you like wasn't fiction. The person on which it is based writes an article describing its inaccuracies and exaggerated alterations.
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[WP] "Don't focus on yourself; let your date talk about themselves." A pair 20-somethings on their first blind date have taken that advice TOO far and now they're in a hostile stalemate, each aggressively pushing the other to open up while being tight-lipped about themselves.
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[WP] One person wakes up to a daily timeloop from which they can't escape. They somehow "infect" a second person who is also now waking up to the timeloop. Then a third. And a fourth and fifth. At this exponential rate, who knows how the timeloop will shape up.
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