/u/enmanuel995's posts
I had sobbed as the judge found my rapist not guilty, but took comfort in the fact I was going to move out soon. NSFW
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[WP] "There are people out there who can use magic. I want you to find them, and bring them to us," I arrange my suit and tie nervously, "What heinous crime have they committed, sir?" My boss scowls. "Tax evasion."
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[WP] You can see the future in percentages. The ability to cheat probability has carried you through life, until one day you encounter something you never have before: A perfect 100% of something terrible happening, with no deviations.
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[WP] Your job will be desired by many, but envied by none. Your job is perhaps the most important job in the universe. Your job, human, is to...Why are you smiling?
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[WP] You summon demons for a living. All your life, you've been summoning the same seven demons for various tasks. Tonight, you're going to try summoning their mother and father.
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[WP] An alien species that gets more dangerous the smaller they get with age. They are born the size of houses and die the size of cars. You, a human, have just appeared in their civilization's main capital.
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[WP] "So you're saying there's a chance," The demon queen ruffled her pearly white wings and halo, "That we can come to an agreement? That you won't kill me, O demon slayer?" The angel nodded, her pointed tail flicking about in amusement. "Yep. We switch jobs for a millennium. How hard can it be?"
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