/u/eskamobob1's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] See, no monsters anywhere,” Grandma said to her grandson after searching the room. Outside the bedroom, Grandma pulled the goblin she found in the closet from her robe pocket, squeezed its neck until a loud crack echoed across the hallway, and said, “nobody fucks with my grandson.”
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[WP] In a world of super heroes and super villains, you work for the Make-a-Wish foundation. Today, for the first time ever, someone has requested to meet a super villain, and it is your goal to make sure that wish can come true.
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[WP] You are submitting evidence showing that the victim truly did fall on your clients knife 37 times through no fault of their own.
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[WP] You are the greatest being to ever exist. Your musings end civilizations and your dreams build worlds to house them. You are convinced all of these facts are just your own delusions.
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[WP] Eldritch beings are angels and driving mortals insane upon contact makes their job quite inconvenient
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[WP] An immortal meets hundreds of millions of people over the course of their existence. Unfortunately, trying to keep them all straight makes the more mundane aspects of life quite difficult.
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See, no monsters anywhere,” Grandma said to her grandson after searching the room. Outside the bedroom, Grandma pulled the goblin she found in the closet from her robe pocket, squeezed its neck until a loud crack echoed across the hallway, and said, “nobody fucks with my grandson.”
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