/u/etevian's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] John Cena has died. He finds himself in Valhalla eagerly awaited by the great warriors of history. None of them are aware of pro wrestling's staged nature
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[EU] A young Andy is given the toy tiger Hobbes as Calvin goes to college. To the shock of Andy's other toys Hobbes casually starts a conversation with Andy. (Toy Story/ Calvin and Hobbes)
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[EU] Deadpool meets Frank Underwood to confront him regarding some questionable government experiments. Awkwardness ensues when both realize they can break the 4th wall
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[WP] A college slacker submits a half assed political science paper titled "Why can't we all just get along". One thing leads to another when finally every conflict on earth gets resolved overnight in a grand domino effect of world peace.
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[WP] Canada invades the United states. The once proud superpower is on its knees as Canada unleashes armaments of unimaginable power and technology never before seen. You are a member of the resistance the last remaining freedom fighting coalition not yet annihilated by the Canadian storm-marines.
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[WP] Every item has now become sentient and we must negotiate with said item in order to purchase them. You are currently negotiating with a particularly difficult item
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[WP] God wasn't sending people to hell as punishment but as an invading force. You have just been "drafted".
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[WP] You are a suicide bomber who finds himself revived in different periods in history after each detonation. After a dozen lifetimes across time and accumulating much wisdom you find yourself back when you were a teenager being briefed on your first bombing mission
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[WP] Turns out souls are a type of currency in the realm of deities and recent spikes in population have inflated the price of souls to the point of being worthless. The once proud devil finds himself collecting unemployment checks and doing odd jobs to get by
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