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[WP] The apocalypse has begun. The four horsemen are Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, and Bill Gates.

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[WP] Doctor Strange saw 14,000,604 possible futures in which Thanos won. Describe the strangest of them all.

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[WP] You realized that life as a paid assassin was too chaotic, so you applied for a job at your local supermarket. Today is your first day.

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[WP] Rewrite a famous speech but like you're stoned out of your mind.

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[WP] The government makes a 2,000-calorie-per-day diet enforceable by law, under penalty of death. One day you find a bottle of high fructose corn syrup on your porch.

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[WP] You begin to suspect that everybody on Earth except for you has superpowers, and that they're all hiding it from you for some reason.

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[WP] You begin to suspect that you're being stalked by an etymologist on Reddit

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[CW] Rewrite a famous speech in haiku.

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[WP] The US Government has announced a policy allowing you to exchange Reddit karma for real money. No one's sure why...

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[WP] One night, the stars all mysteriously disappear from the sky. Thirty minutes later, they're back... but they're rearranged to spell out a message.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] The apocalypse has begun. The four horsemen are Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, and Bill Gates.	6929
[WP] Doctor Strange saw 14,000,604 possible futures in which Thanos won. Describe the strangest of them all.	346
[WP] You realized that life as a paid assassin was too chaotic, so you applied for a job at your local supermarket. Today is your first day.	61
[WP] Rewrite a famous speech but like you're stoned out of your mind.	22
[WP] The government makes a 2,000-calorie-per-day diet enforceable by law, under penalty of death. One day you find a bottle of high fructose corn syrup on your porch.	17
[WP] You begin to suspect that everybody on Earth except for you has superpowers, and that they're all hiding it from you for some reason.	12
[WP] You begin to suspect that you're being stalked by an etymologist on Reddit	5
[CW] Rewrite a famous speech in haiku.	4
[WP] The US Government has announced a policy allowing you to exchange Reddit karma for real money. No one's sure why...	4
[WP] One night, the stars all mysteriously disappear from the sky. Thirty minutes later, they're back... but they're rearranged to spell out a message.	4