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[WP] Humans are fairly average cosmic entity. They are unique in that they have thumbs. Tentacles might be superior but you ask a human to open a jar. Curiously they always raise their middle phalange after being asked to do this task. The meaning remains unknown.
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[WP] Hell is not too bad. Satan is a fair ruler. Heaven sounds horrible from the survivors’ accounts.
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[WP] Aliens eat plastic. They can't believe humans are just discarding so much food. Despite the fact that humans are 'losing' the deal from the aliens perspective as nothing they have is edible to humanity humans happily exchange 'food' for tech help.
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[WP] You are a hardcore skeptic. Everyone swears that there are ghosts or something paranormal. Science finally proves the supernatural is real. You still see nothing. You are promptly diagnosed with a disability "paranormal blind". You're not sure how to take this.
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[WP] You cannot beat the Devil in a fiddle contest. You decide to leave your mark. Instead of taking the fiddle you throw a jar of body glitter at the Devil. The damned angel will find that in his wings for eternities to come.
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[WP] You wake up as the teenage protagonist of a fantasy trope. Last night you were a forty year old blue collar worker.
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[WP] You die. The River Styx is extraordinarily crowded. Charon refuses to update his process. No coin? You wait your turn. You've moved into a snazzy neighborhood with a view of the river Phlegethon. Your job is preserving the native wildlife. You wish people stopped feeding the Furies.
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[WP] The aliens analyzed the composition of the first humans they encountered. To Earth's surprised they are directed to a nearby colony of hominids. There are no homosapiens but a myriad of Neaderthals and Homo habils. They ask what became the traditional colony who remained on Earth.
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