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I work at a crematorium loading bodies into the furnace.

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My wife loves Halloween and can go a little overboard with the decorations sometimes.

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I always felt like I didn't belong, and my 23andMe test results have finally confirmed my suspicions.

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As the town's only coroner, I had to perform my father-in-law's autopsy, and was shocked to find that all of his internal organs were missing.

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After years of orders and abuse, she finally had enough and had to put her foot down.

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I woke up nestled in the comforting arms of my husband of fifteen years.

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"Please don't do it," I pleaded with my best friend as she stood on the ledge of the building.

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Grace didn't think much of it when the substitute driving instructor took her to a deserted road outside town to practice.

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"I don't know why anyone would want to hurt her when she doesn't have a single mean bone in her body," I innocently told the police.

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On Benton St in Iowa City at 11:11pm, a scarred man sits in his car waiting to start life anew.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I work at a crematorium loading bodies into the furnace.	13623
My wife loves Halloween and can go a little overboard with the decorations sometimes.	10736
I always felt like I didn't belong, and my 23andMe test results have finally confirmed my suspicions.	8748
As the town's only coroner, I had to perform my father-in-law's autopsy, and was shocked to find that all of his internal organs were missing.	2576
After years of orders and abuse, she finally had enough and had to put her foot down.	521
I woke up nestled in the comforting arms of my husband of fifteen years.	294
"Please don't do it," I pleaded with my best friend as she stood on the ledge of the building.	253
Grace didn't think much of it when the substitute driving instructor took her to a deserted road outside town to practice.	164
"I don't know why anyone would want to hurt her when she doesn't have a single mean bone in her body," I innocently told the police.	131
On Benton St in Iowa City at 11:11pm, a scarred man sits in his car waiting to start life anew.	102