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[WP] The candles are lit, the pentagram drawn, the incantation recited; with this demon vengeance shall be yours. An unearthly rumbling, a billowing of black smoke, and there in front of you... is Richard Simmons.

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[WP] It's a normal day, but something feels just a little off kilter. That's when you notice the doors. Tiny doors, in the strangest places.

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[WP] Cold, miserable and with no hope left, you climb over the railings of the bridge and throw yourself off. Instead of hitting the icy water below, you find yourself respawning at the exact moment your life began to go wrong.

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[WP] It's the eve of your 12th birthday. You're sitting in the living room with your parents. Suddenly there is a knock at the door and your mum starts to weep softly. You open the door to see two men in black suits. "You must come with us now. You are of age to learn The Secret."

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We have spent billions of pounds sending spacecraft to Mars and beyond in search of anything that may mean we are not alone in the universe. Meanwhile on Venus, they are rolling their eyes and saying “Wrong way, idiots...”

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The candles are lit, the pentagram drawn, the incantation incanted; vengeance shall be yours. An unearthly rumbling, a billowing of black smoke, and in front of you stands...... Richard Simmons...?

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[WP] one drunken lonely night, you decide to try Cosmic Ordering. Now you're desperately looking for the returns policy.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] The candles are lit, the pentagram drawn, the incantation recited; with this demon vengeance shall be yours. An unearthly rumbling, a billowing of black smoke, and there in front of you... is Richard Simmons.	17
[WP] It's a normal day, but something feels just a little off kilter. That's when you notice the doors. Tiny doors, in the strangest places.	16
[WP] Cold, miserable and with no hope left, you climb over the railings of the bridge and throw yourself off. Instead of hitting the icy water below, you find yourself respawning at the exact moment your life began to go wrong.	4
[WP] It's the eve of your 12th birthday. You're sitting in the living room with your parents. Suddenly there is a knock at the door and your mum starts to weep softly. You open the door to see two men in black suits. "You must come with us now. You are of age to learn The Secret."	1
We have spent billions of pounds sending spacecraft to Mars and beyond in search of anything that may mean we are not alone in the universe. Meanwhile on Venus, they are rolling their eyes and saying “Wrong way, idiots...”	1
The candles are lit, the pentagram drawn, the incantation incanted; vengeance shall be yours. An unearthly rumbling, a billowing of black smoke, and in front of you stands...... Richard Simmons...?	1
[WP] one drunken lonely night, you decide to try Cosmic Ordering. Now you're desperately looking for the returns policy.	0