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[WP] Never, in 10 millennia, has someone successfully broken out of the Gates of Hell or into the Gates of Heaven. Of course, the Lockpicking Lawyer just died and he's up for a challenge.
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[WP] Super powers are common, but super heroes are rare. It turns out most people don't actually want to face death or dismemberment on a daily basis, including you. You enjoy the 9-5 and having a 401k, but my god that government recruiter won't take no for an answer.
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[WP] We were taught the Sun didn't make noise. We were wrong. Like TV static in an empty room, it did make a sound, a sound so ever present that we didn't realize it was there until it wasn't. That day humanity learned the terror of a silent sky, and the reason it made sound in first place.
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[WP] A day-in-the-life as a lawyer that specializes in the supernatural. Airtight contracts for genie wishes. Unambiguous purchase orders with faerie craftsmen. Divorce court for vampires with centuries-old prenups. The hag-in-the-lake who is claiming squatters rights against the new golf course...
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[WP] You're not evil, but you are the most feared super-powered person. Why? Because your power is pointing out the logical inconsistencies of other's powers and making them follow said logic. You don't mean to cause as much chaos as you do, but seeing illogical things just really... really irks you
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[WP] Elves have returned, the old legends were true! Elves are wonderful, fantastic, glamorous, enchanting, and terrific. Unfortunatly, however, we had forgotten what the old legends actually meant: Elves provoke wonder, create fantasies, project glamor, weave enchantments, and beget terror.
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[WP] Its been thousands of years since magic was lost to the world. Now regarded as myth, you discover that magic wasn't lost, it was hoarded.
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[WP] You live in a world where everyone has a twin. Everyone has a friend, a confidante, sometimes a rival, but everyone has someone. Everyone except you. You are alone.
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[WP] You give a perfunctory, polite knock and the ancient door creaks open. Empty sockets peer down at you. "ᴡʜᴏ ᴅᴀʀᴇs ᴅɪsᴛᴜʀʙ ᴍᴇ?" says a voice like the slamming of coffin lids. "Hello, sir. Your time is up, and I'm here to collect... on your rather extensive unpaid taxes." "ᴏʜ, ɪ... ᴜᴍ... ᴅᴀᴍᴍɪᴛ."
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[WP] You have the power of anti-procrastination. Didn't study for your midterm because you were out partying? Not your problem! Looks like past you is going to have to pull an all-nighter with a hangover. Today, however, after a lifetime of dealing with your shit, past you is looking for revenge.
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