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[WP] You're the main exhibit in an alien zoo. Little do they know you're learning their language through all the visitors.

5104 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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I knew that sometimes babies were born with hair.

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I sink my knife into my arm in front of my horrified family, proving once and for all that I am an android and cannot feel pain.

2240 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[WP] You're immortal and regenerative. Your job it to test 'idiotproof' machines and stuff for companies to see if they're truely idiotproof.

820 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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I don't understand the younger generation.

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Most people don't know that Australia fought and lost a war against the emus.

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[WP] Heroes don't realise how much preparation and care goes into villains' plans, paperwork, making sure no one's seriously hurt, and the traps and puzzles.. and don't even talk about maintenance..

328 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Superpowers are common, and many supers have trouble finding a job. You work for JobFinder, an agency specialising in finding jobs for specific supers that make use of their power. Sometimes it gets a bit weird.

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[WP] They came from a land far away and conquered all they came across. Until they burned down a library and the librarians, thought to be peaceful, turned on them...

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[WP] The heroes are about to fight the supervillain when the supervillain suddenly shakes their head, looks at the carnage and death around them and mumbles 'Oh s***. I've been sleepwalking again.'

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You're the main exhibit in an alien zoo. Little do they know you're learning their language through all the visitors.	5104	WritingPrompts
I knew that sometimes babies were born with hair.	3304	TwoSentenceHorror
I sink my knife into my arm in front of my horrified family, proving once and for all that I am an android and cannot feel pain.	2240	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You're immortal and regenerative. Your job it to test 'idiotproof' machines and stuff for companies to see if they're truely idiotproof.	820	WritingPrompts
I don't understand the younger generation.	580	TwoSentenceHorror
Most people don't know that Australia fought and lost a war against the emus.	510	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] Heroes don't realise how much preparation and care goes into villains' plans, paperwork, making sure no one's seriously hurt, and the traps and puzzles.. and don't even talk about maintenance..	328	WritingPrompts
[WP] Superpowers are common, and many supers have trouble finding a job. You work for JobFinder, an agency specialising in finding jobs for specific supers that make use of their power. Sometimes it gets a bit weird.	237	WritingPrompts
[WP] They came from a land far away and conquered all they came across. Until they burned down a library and the librarians, thought to be peaceful, turned on them...	195	WritingPrompts
[WP] The heroes are about to fight the supervillain when the supervillain suddenly shakes their head, looks at the carnage and death around them and mumbles 'Oh s***. I've been sleepwalking again.'	165	WritingPrompts