/u/fluffybear45's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I knew that sometimes babies were born with hair.

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I sink my knife into my arm in front of my horrified family, proving once and for all that I am an android and cannot feel pain.

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I don't understand the younger generation.

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Most people don't know that Australia fought and lost a war against the emus.

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He held the curved seashell to his ear.

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[AUG22] She had always rejected me whenever I asked her to dance with me.

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This office job is hell - the pay is awful, the coworkers are grumpy and you have to tiptoe around the boss

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The play "Romeo and Juliet" reached the headlines this week!

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They say that a falling tree in a forest makes no sound.

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I know I should've left my husband when he cut off his arm to replace it with a 'mech arm' that he had created himself

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I knew that sometimes babies were born with hair.	3304
I sink my knife into my arm in front of my horrified family, proving once and for all that I am an android and cannot feel pain.	2240
I don't understand the younger generation.	580
Most people don't know that Australia fought and lost a war against the emus.	510
He held the curved seashell to his ear.	82
[AUG22] She had always rejected me whenever I asked her to dance with me.	77
This office job is hell - the pay is awful, the coworkers are grumpy and you have to tiptoe around the boss	57
The play "Romeo and Juliet" reached the headlines this week!	42
They say that a falling tree in a forest makes no sound.	34
I know I should've left my husband when he cut off his arm to replace it with a 'mech arm' that he had created himself	30