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[WP] You have mastered your trade over the years. An expert in your craft, your skills are in high demand, as you are the only one in the world capable of these repairs. It’s time for another flight, this time to Miami. The McDonald’s ice cream machine needs to be fixed.
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[WP] You have been living completely off the grid for ten years. The only outside contact you have is when your brother comes to visit every October 1st. He brings you news from the outside - however, the news seems so ridiculous you are starting to doubt him.
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[WP] Upon your arrival in Hell, Satan requires you to spin the wheel, selecting your career for eternity. Your spin lands on an infinitesimally small section of wheel marked with a gold star. Satan groans. This has never happened before.
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[WP] You live in a “Truman Show” style of Universe. You figured out that you were the star of the show a few days ago, but kept it to yourself. Your new goal - get revenge on everyone involved by being as unpredictable as possible.
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[WP] After a long, happy life, you die at the age of 94. You awake to God himself. “Hello again!” He said. Suddenly, full memories of thousands of lifetimes you’ve lived all come back to you. God speaks: “I’m glad you enjoyed that one, because the next few are going to be rough”.
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[WP] You took great pride in your work as the chief executioner in the kingdom. 491 kills, all clean with no incidents. The next subject seemed like a typical convict, but you were unaware that he was immortal.
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[WP] The process has taken a few years. After thousands of dollars, a painful initiation, and what felt like hundreds of application forms, you did it. You are now in the club, and you can finally try the sandwich.
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[WP] For your entire life, winning came naturally. Board games, cards, sports, video games - you don’t remember losing at anything... ever. It was starting to get old, yet you continued to win at everything despite trying to lose. You suspect there is a supernatural element involved.
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[WP] As head elf, you are the keeper of Santa’s Nice and Naughty Lists. You constantly get bribes from rich, evil men trying to get back on the nice list. While you have never betrayed Santa, this year you are made an offer that you simply can’t refuse.
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[WP] It's the year 2100, and mankind now has the ability to upload their consciousness to the Internet, giving humans digital immortality. However, major corporations are now buying up all of the new digital minds, forcing them to work on mundane calculations 24 hours per day.
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