/u/froopynooples's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I swear, I was just innocently walking home; I was kicking stones, and one just got away from me!"

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I told my daddy that there was a monster in my closet and asked him to go check for me.

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As the whales breached the surface near my kayak, I got my waterproof camera prepared to hold beneath the surface for a stunning shot to show my family.

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"I wish for all cancers to go away," he told the genie.

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"Honey, stop, don't do it," my wife implored hecticly as I cut through the rope to prevent her being dragged along with me.

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I used to love watching planes land on overcast days; the magical way they suddenly emerged from the clouds as they'd descend.

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"Heh, that's funny...I don't remember eating corn..." I chuckled to myself when I turned around to flush the toilet.

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"I'm so glad I made the switch, metal straws are far superior to plastic," my snobby friend stated, matter-of-factly.

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I always wanted a tattoo, but my mother said that I was too young.

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I chortled to myself as St. Peter explained that I - a fireman who dedicated his life to saving others - must endure the pain of those I had murdered in life.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I swear, I was just innocently walking home; I was kicking stones, and one just got away from me!"	9481
I told my daddy that there was a monster in my closet and asked him to go check for me.	5552
As the whales breached the surface near my kayak, I got my waterproof camera prepared to hold beneath the surface for a stunning shot to show my family.	2133
"I wish for all cancers to go away," he told the genie.	689
"Honey, stop, don't do it," my wife implored hecticly as I cut through the rope to prevent her being dragged along with me.	495
I used to love watching planes land on overcast days; the magical way they suddenly emerged from the clouds as they'd descend.	220
"Heh, that's funny...I don't remember eating corn..." I chuckled to myself when I turned around to flush the toilet.	113
"I'm so glad I made the switch, metal straws are far superior to plastic," my snobby friend stated, matter-of-factly.	108
I always wanted a tattoo, but my mother said that I was too young.	97
I chortled to myself as St. Peter explained that I - a fireman who dedicated his life to saving others - must endure the pain of those I had murdered in life.	86