/u/froopynooples's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I rarely used to bother turning on the lights when I got up to use the bathroom at night.

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Through a tearful smile, I thank God for the fact that my infant has always been absolutely captivated by a simple game of peek-a-boo.

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I gotta admit I wasn't a huge fan of wearing these masks at first, but over time it's started to grow on me.

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Unbenkownst to her, I could hear the faint sobbing of the exhausted stranger-woman in the hallway, cursing my Alzheimers as I napped peacefully.

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Back when I had just died, I was feeling pretty anxious at the idea of taking my turn to stand and be judged by our Lord.

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[49] I've prayed and begged and cried for help for eons, as I feel every atom of my body being slowly stripped apart by the black vortex.

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I was Facetiming my best friend earlier, and was completely shocked to see my wife's underwear hanging from his bedpost.

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They all looked at me expectantly as I blew out the candles, wondering what I could have wished for.

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"Alright, son, it's your birthday, so I want you to pick out whichever one you want."

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Really, I do try to avoid looking at my phone when driving as much as possible, and I swear I only took my eyes off the road for a second.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I rarely used to bother turning on the lights when I got up to use the bathroom at night.	79
Through a tearful smile, I thank God for the fact that my infant has always been absolutely captivated by a simple game of peek-a-boo.	77
I gotta admit I wasn't a huge fan of wearing these masks at first, but over time it's started to grow on me.	73
Unbenkownst to her, I could hear the faint sobbing of the exhausted stranger-woman in the hallway, cursing my Alzheimers as I napped peacefully.	51
Back when I had just died, I was feeling pretty anxious at the idea of taking my turn to stand and be judged by our Lord.	51
[49] I've prayed and begged and cried for help for eons, as I feel every atom of my body being slowly stripped apart by the black vortex.	48
I was Facetiming my best friend earlier, and was completely shocked to see my wife's underwear hanging from his bedpost.	48
They all looked at me expectantly as I blew out the candles, wondering what I could have wished for.	40
"Alright, son, it's your birthday, so I want you to pick out whichever one you want."	38
Really, I do try to avoid looking at my phone when driving as much as possible, and I swear I only took my eyes off the road for a second.	38