/u/froopynooples's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Alright beam us up, Scotty," I order through the comm and feel myself begin to dematerialize.

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My voice cracked, as I insisted to the police that I had no idea where my little girl could have contracted Listeria from, as I kept her environment so clean!

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When I find a spider in my bedroom, I typically squish the little bugger without feeling any remorse.

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"I'm so happy to know that I will have my little girl back soon," she mumbled through tears of joy.

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I've never felt rejection like this before, I think I may die!

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A funny feeling in the back of my mind told me that I had forgotten to lock the door before bed.

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Ten o'clock, and my boss tossed me the keys to lock up for the night.

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He loaded the last box into the truck and chuckled to himself as he flipped through the stack of bills, thanking God for the recent increase in business.

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Today I matched on Tinder with my first girlfriend.

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As I stood amongst the crowd at the anti-mask rally, I felt a sense of unity and comradery that I'd never experienced before.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Alright beam us up, Scotty," I order through the comm and feel myself begin to dematerialize.	18
My voice cracked, as I insisted to the police that I had no idea where my little girl could have contracted Listeria from, as I kept her environment so clean!	15
When I find a spider in my bedroom, I typically squish the little bugger without feeling any remorse.	14
"I'm so happy to know that I will have my little girl back soon," she mumbled through tears of joy.	9
I've never felt rejection like this before, I think I may die!	9
A funny feeling in the back of my mind told me that I had forgotten to lock the door before bed.	8
Ten o'clock, and my boss tossed me the keys to lock up for the night.	4
He loaded the last box into the truck and chuckled to himself as he flipped through the stack of bills, thanking God for the recent increase in business.	1
Today I matched on Tinder with my first girlfriend.	1
As I stood amongst the crowd at the anti-mask rally, I felt a sense of unity and comradery that I'd never experienced before.	1