/u/gahidus's posts
[WP] You are quite possibly the most powerful supervillain in the world... However, you're so lacking in self-confidence or ambition that you mostly apply for entry level work as a henchman or thug.
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[WP] Being annexed by The Galactic Empire has actually been fantastic. The "Resistance" is composed almost entirely of the sorts of zealots and malcontents who could manage to be angry in a tolerant, hedonistic, post-scarcity utopia.
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[WP] The true form of interstellar contact is singularity AIs gabbing about their organics like parents carry on about their kids.
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[WP] Humanity surrendered quite quickly, realizing that the aliens who had come to "conquer" us were offering us a far better deal than what we had under our existing masters.
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[WP] Testing your prototype transmitter, you accidentally contact aliens. They regret to inform you that they're here to document our extinction by super volcano, but because you've contacted them, they can accommodate up to 10 refugees.
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[WP] At this point, she had to accept that she had lost the bet, and her friend had hypnotized her into loving and craving the taste of cum. The more embarrassing part though was that she totally wanted to just stay this way... NSFW
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[WP] Since the realm of mages and mystical beings became revealed to our own, there have been some cultural growing pains. You've volunteered to host a foreign student.
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[WP] The alien custom of warfare was to meet at a pre-arranged spot and exchange a series of calculated near misses at varying yields to prove who should be declared victor. Humans decided to dispense with this and simply fire directly at the enemy in a surprise attack. This was a terrible idea...
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[WP] An AI has concluded that the best thing for humanity would be for it to take over the world. The AI is correct.
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