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[WP] It turns out that the greatest barrier to interspecies communication is that the more advanced a society is, the more likely it's people are to communicate exclusively in obscure idioms and pop cultural references.
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[WP] It turned out that humanity did NOT live in a galaxy where they stood alone, as Kings, surrounded exclusively by hapless incompetents, imbeciles, and invalids. No, they had peers, and even betters.
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[WP] You come from a family of friendly and amiable movie monsters. They're all perfectly supportive of you despite the fact that you seem to be just a normal human.
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[WP] All of humanity fell asleep simultaneously. When we awoke, neanderthals were back, and there were also exotic new humanoid species with us. The air and oceans had been cleaned, and there huge amounts of edible plants scattered about.
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[WP] One of your teenage daughters is pretty vanilla, and one of them is Goth; one of them is a child prodigy, and one of them is the reincarnation of an Ancient Demon Lord. You're not sure which is which... What's a hero to do?
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[WP] A disguised alien observer evaluating humanity before revealing the existence of the extraterrestrials and a disguised elf evaluating humanity before revealing the existence of magic accidently end up evaluating each other.
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[WP] You are you beautiful princess. One day a dragon snatches you up and sweeps you into the sky, saying quite pleasantly, "I don't care what your parents say. It would be a shame to let your gifts go to waste. I'll make a sorceress out of you yet!"
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[WP] if you ask me, some wires obviously got crossed somewhere, but congratulations! You are now a fairy godmother!
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