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I was so excited to finally meet a nice girl on Tinder who shared my love of observing insects. NSFW

4212 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After 27 years of slumber, it was time to awaken and begin feasting on the town’s children.

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When I turned 18, my mom kicked me out of the house.

737 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I thought the oracle was useless when he shook his head and told me he couldn’t tell me the name of the man who killed my father.

253 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Congratulations on a great quarter, click on this email for information about your quarterly bonus check!

209 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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[WP] The last man on Earth finds the last woman on Earth. They have zero attraction towards each other… but get along great as platonic friends.

176 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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The violinist always had a soft spot for the lobsters in the tank and one night he wished for them to be freed.

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Your texts used to be the highlight of my day.

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I’ve heard it said that nothing rhymes with orange, but I’m not too sure I agree.

40 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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[WP] You’ve time traveled to an advanced future civilization where faces of people are printed on paper currency: the higher the denomination, the more valuable that person was to society. You find a $1 million bill (the highest denomination) and see an unexpected face on it: your own.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was so excited to finally meet a nice girl on Tinder who shared my love of observing insects. NSFW	4212	TwoSentenceHorror
After 27 years of slumber, it was time to awaken and begin feasting on the town’s children.	2104	TwoSentenceHorror
When I turned 18, my mom kicked me out of the house.	737	TwoSentenceSadness
I thought the oracle was useless when he shook his head and told me he couldn’t tell me the name of the man who killed my father.	253	TwoSentenceHorror
Congratulations on a great quarter, click on this email for information about your quarterly bonus check!	209	TwoSentenceSadness
[WP] The last man on Earth finds the last woman on Earth. They have zero attraction towards each other… but get along great as platonic friends.	176	WritingPrompts
The violinist always had a soft spot for the lobsters in the tank and one night he wished for them to be freed.	77	TwoSentenceSadness
Your texts used to be the highlight of my day.	47	TwoSentenceSadness
I’ve heard it said that nothing rhymes with orange, but I’m not too sure I agree.	40	TwoSentenceComedy
[WP] You’ve time traveled to an advanced future civilization where faces of people are printed on paper currency: the higher the denomination, the more valuable that person was to society. You find a $1 million bill (the highest denomination) and see an unexpected face on it: your own.	33	WritingPrompts