/u/greyzombie's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
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[WP] Satan answers the door to Hell. It's God and all the Angels. "We're moving in for a bit." God says, brushing past a surprised Satan. "We don't want to be up there when 'They' arrive."
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[WP] Humans didn't evolve. They were placed on Earth by a Higher Species. You are of the Even Higher Species that placed the Higher Species, and you're wondering exactly what the hell they think they're doing.
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[WP] You are the world's best mechanic. You can get anything working perfectly, no matter the damage. You require to be left completely alone with whatever you are working on. The truth is, you have no idea how to repair anything. You just ask the machines to work and they do.
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[WP] We finally have robots with advanced AI in most customer service positions. While they follow the 3 Laws of Robotics, and won't allow harm to come to any human, they absolutely refuse to follow the 'Customer is Always Right' way of thinking.
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[WP] The deal you made with the Devil for immortality came with the caveat that you could choose to die when you were ready. Well, you waited too long and have outlived the universe, including Heaven and Hell.
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[WP] You die and go to heaven. During the tour, you notice a red glow coming from the horizon, a great distance away. "Oh, don't mind that. It will be eons before we have to worry about it." the Angel replies when you ask what it is.
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[WP] You have accidentally become the very first proven case, with irrefutable evidence, that ghosts exist. The rest of the ghost community is absolutely furious with you.
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[WP] My smart home shows me my wife and kids dying over and over. It's been like this for months. My wife and kids aren't dead. They're sitting right next to me. They never die the same way twice. Help.
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