/u/happinessinthedark's posts
[WP] You've lived an average life. When you die, you are somewhat surprised to discover life on Earth is broadcast in heaven as a popular reality TV show. You are yet more surprised to be greeted by hoards of adoring fans.
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[WP] Time travel is now commonplace, albeit only the ability to go back a few minutes. It's like retrying a boss fight in a videogame - most people only have the patience to fix major issues. But you're not like most people. You once restarted a Pokémon game 5064 times just to get a shiny Bulbasaur.
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[TT] Purgatory is Heaven's most brutal reality show. Each week, the team of sinners undergoes a different ironic challenge... and each week, one is voted into Hell. The grand prize? Redemption.
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[WP] The results have just been released for your SATs (otherwise known as the Superpower Activation Tests), assigning you a power based on your abilities and temperament. Your teacher hands you an envelope, her expression grim. "Your results make rather curious reading..."
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[WP] "Welcome to Second Chances, the game show all about scoring points for the afterlife! I'm your host, St Peter, and tonight we'll find out who's learnt their lessons... and who'll be learning the hard way. Now let's take a look at your life! Remember, just buzz if you want to change a decision."
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[WP] One day, you receive a wedding invitation out of the blue. "You probably don't remember us, but through a fluke of the butterfly effect, you're the reason we met."
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[WP] If God is a universe, the planets are his cells. Human life is like a virus, destroying one cell until it can populate the next... and God's just discovered the infection.
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[WP] Upon carrying out an abduction, aliens are shocked and more than a little unnerved to discover that human bodies can heal themselves.
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[WP] One morning when you wake up, the world seem somehow different. Slowly, gradually, the realisation creeps over you... all those weird Buzzfeed quizzes you took are coming true.
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