/u/harpyqueen99's posts
[WP] The alien invasion of Earth was going quite well until they made three mistakes: They invaded Russian during the winter, got into a land war with Asia, and went in against the Sicilians when death is on the line.
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[WP] The reason why there has been no formal contact between Earth and the Galactic Council is because, basically, the Human race is considered the galactic equivalent of Florida Man.
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[WP] "If you want something to get done, just tell a human it can't be done. They'll prove you wrong or die trying."
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[WP] The scariest, most impressive thing about humans isn't their willingness to try to accomplish the impossible. No, it's how frequently their seemingly insane plans to do so succeed.
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[WP] While the concept of Total War is familiar to most species, the idea of an FTL-capable civilization entering into a such a state is considered unthinkable... until Mankind declared a state of Total War against a race of slavers.
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[WP] Battle have been fought the same way for centuries: Two armies face each other and the stronger destroys the weaker. The empire thought it would be no different with this upstart race, until they received a harsh introduction to the human concept of asymmetrical warfare.
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[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism.
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[WP] "The scary thing about humans isn't their tendency to try to accomplish what most believe impossible, but how often they succeed in the seemingly impossible."
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[WP] A knight rescues a princess from a dragon. Upon returning the princess to her kingdom, the knight is arrested for invasion of the royal summer home, kidnapping of the princess, and the brutal murder of the royal family's pet. You are the knight's lawyer.
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