/u/heelface's posts
[WP] After death you meet your guardian angel who welcomes you to a place where every appetite can be satisfied. There's just one rule: don't ask questions. Particularly about the nature of the universe. Even suggesting a question makes your guardian angel very, very angry.
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[WP] When you die, the damned can challenge the devil to a contest of their choosing to escape hell. Now a master of nearly all activities, Satan discovers, to his horror, that he's just not that good at fortnite.
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[WP] You die, and in the afterlife heaven and hell exist exactly as described. "How will be I judged, the ten commandments?" you ask St. Peter. "Sure, but not those outdated ones you may be familiar with..."
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[WP] Anyone who spends time with you has their life magically get better. However you grow bitter as the benefits never, ever, apply to you.
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[WP] "The Mission, Agent, is simple. Find out who is offering these 'extended warranties' and stop them at all costs."
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[WP] You are the supreme commander of the space fleet observing Earth, with technology far ahead of the primitive humans. Due to alien error, one of your ships was just spotted by humans, again, and you have just about had enough.
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[WP] Human beings blow themselves off the face of the earth in a nuclear Armageddon. As director of the Universe News Network, you're not sure if it makes it into tonight's broadcast.
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[WP] What happens when you die? You are reborn of course. Into another body, on a planet, just like Earth. But everyone remembers their first life. Welcome to Earth 2.
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I am a cowboy in a town in the west in the late 1800s. How often would I witness a gunfight or shooting? (How common are they?) Once a lifetime? Once a month?
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[WP] In the beginning there was Heaven and Hell... but it quickly became obvious those were too extreme and limiting for the wide variety of human behavior. Over time, more and more afterlifes of varying enjoyability have been built. You have just died. And your afterlife is waiting.
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