/u/high_pH_bitch's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You try to be a good person, but your clumsiness and bad luck made you the most fearsome villain of all.
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[WP] You asked a genie for a golden retriever. He gives you a chihuahua instead. Turns out the chihuahua will occasionally bring out actual gold items for you.
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[WP] You die twice, once when their body ceases to function, and once when your name is mentioned by the last time. After 10000 years, an unremarkable guy, still haven’t been allowed to move to permanent afterlife. You have an epiphany when hanging out with your best friends, Napoleon and Jesus.
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[WP] “you die two deaths. One when your body ceases to function, another when your name is mentioned for the last time.” Your name is John Doe and the software afterlife uses is glitchy and keeps you from going into eternal life.
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[WP] You're being sent to prison over crimes committed under the delusion you're Napoleon Bonaparte. Your cellmate believes he's Jesus. The guy is just insane! I guess you'll have to deal with his crazy while plotting your plans for the upcoming battle of Waterloo.
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[WP] Today, you got your liberal arts degree, after four years of being made fun of and being told you would end up working at McDonald's. Today is also the first day of the Apocalypse. You KNEW your interpretative dance history degree would save humanity one day.
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[WP] When it comes to romance, he doesn’t understand subtle hints. He doesn’t understand obvious hints either. She’s kissing him passionately and telling how much she loves him. He starts to suspect she might be into him.
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[WP] You woke up Zangar, the maliciously compliant genie. He'll make sure you get exactly what you ask for, but not what you want.
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