/u/hodgetiger's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness
As Superman swooped into the sky, the little girl who he'd just saved from the train wreck made him promise to come to her birthday party the following week
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Mr Henderson grew increasingly bewildered and panicky and distressed when the waitress told him the fresh soup was off the menu
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The pride she had, carrying the epithet 'unsinkable' like it suited her as she steamed robustly through the waves
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Even though her husband had been unable to give her the children she craved and they couldn't adopt or foster, she still loved him and stayed with him until he passed away
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"What are you doing over here by yourself Lucy, why aren't you playing netball with the other girls?"
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"You look so horrible, all the boys run away screaming when they see you!" Mary taunted her younger sister
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She proudly put the finishing touches to her sandcastle, and looked up to see if mummy and daddy were watching
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The 'Karen' smirked maliciously as her neighbour's kids were literally dragged screaming from their sobbing mother
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