/u/hogbender's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] 1,000 years after the battle of Helm's Deep, the orcs have tracked down the elves in the undying lands. Calling in a favour with their allies the men, the elves expect an army of 10,000. Instead they get 8 marines with MASERs, rail guns and anti-matter grenade launchers.
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[WP] We were so excited when we met another intelligent species; a hive mind of millions spanning across their solar system. Apon first contact with us, they just met billions of new intelligent lifeforms all at once and they are also excited, but ... kinda freaking out.
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[WP] You've dedicated your adult life to the paranormal, and it has finally paid off: contact! As you sit across the table from the apparition, you welcome the ghost and ask it what it wants from the land of the living. It whispers in a distant and eerie voice: "I'm not the ghost, you are"
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[WP] You come from a parallel universe where Mississippi is objectively the rated as the best state in the USA. Everyone in that universe agrees. You are trying to explain to someone here why that thing that is considered terrible about the state is actually really awesome.
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We were so excited when we met another intelligent species; a hive mind of millions spanning across their solar system. Apon first contact with us, they just met billions of new intelligent lifeforms all at once and they are also excited, but ... kinda freaking out.
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You come from a parallel universe where Mississippi is objectively the rated as the best state in the USA. Everyone in that universe agrees. You are trying to explain to someone here why that thing that is considered terrible about the state is actually really awesome.
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