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[WP] Finally dead, you wait quietly at the train station of the afterlife. As you watch everyone leave off to face their judgement, you eventually sit alone… waiting. You watch as a scythe-wielding hooded figure starts approaching, and he… sighs? “Aw man… why’d it have to be you?”
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[WP] You sold your soul to an otherworldly being, hoping to gain the powers needed to go on an adventure and maybe even save the world. As your Patron calls in the first of never ending favors, you find yourself at a candlelit dinner with them sitting in front of you in their best outfit.
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[WP] The Assassin stared me down, readying their weapon as I lay helpless to do anything. “As a courtesy, I’ll give you one final request. Anything within my power.” they said. All I could respond with was… “Wanna go on a date?”
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[WP] People have always found your wife... odd. Usually, you try to brush it off as just the way she was raised, because explaining that she's actually an Eldritch Beast from worlds beyond our own would be pretty "Awkward" (her words, not yours).
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[WP] The people of your town stay far, far away from the woods near the corn field, especially at night. They say a tall, decrepit creature creeps around the darkness, eating bones and killing creatures. Personally, you're insulted, that's your girlfriend!
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[WP] The doctors walk into the hospital room you're in, and you're ready for them to tell you about your soon-to-be death. One of them sits down beside you and... hands you a twenty-sided dice, "Roll a Death Saving Throw."
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I looked out at the flashing blue and crimson lights of the police cars, watching as my Stalker was finally being dragged away to prison.
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[WP] It’s a bit strange to have Medusa as your best friend, but she’s wonderful when you get to know her, and as you load several buckshots into your rifle and ready an absurd amount of knives, you think about how your “visit” with Athena is going to go.
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[WP] You didn’t want to be a Half-Blood, especially an unclaimed one. Though, finally, you’ve reached Camp Half Blood, and you watch as a symbol starts to materialize above your head… a demented octopus-like head with tentacles emerging out of its face.
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