/u/humansarespooky's posts
[WP] One day, everybody gains access to a character creation screen, allowing them to be anything from an ordinary Human, to a dragon. Of course, being a fan of werewolves, you crank it up to eleven on how powerful you are at night, and an alien ship just so happens to come by Earth and pick you up.
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[WP] "No, I swear I saw one, I saw a Human!" "Don't be silly, those things are too big to be real. Besides, if there was one around, everyone would've seen it."
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[WP] The galaxy is populated by Sapient plant species, and upon finding Humanity, the only animals to reach space, arguments fill gardens and panic spreads.
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[WP] Life is hard, at least it is for a sentient M1A2 Abrams. Everyone expects you to act how a tank would, not like a Human.
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[WP] When you were kidnapped, and then executed, you didn't really think you'd be able to see anything. You can also move, see and hear, though your hands look like they've been replaced by spikes, metallic ones at that. Someone behind glass speaks, and somehow you hear it. "The spider's awake..."
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[WP]When Humanity was contacted, nobody thought there could be so many of them on just one planet. They're the smallest species on record, while also being the most numerous. Now, their military tries to swarm with as many fighters and carriers as possible, blotting out the stars of any enemy planet
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[WP] The different sapient species of the galaxy all have their own strengths and weaknesses, some are strong but slow, some fast but fragile, etc. Humans, unexpectedly, have the deadliest bite and strongest immune systems, along with the ability to consume many different poisons.
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[WP] You'd think fighting incredibly advanced aliens would be nigh impossible, right? Apparently, they work similar to Dragon Ball characters, though they're incredibly weak anyway. Being a rather large guy, you're constantly pestered for fights.
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[WP] The intelligent species of the galaxy hold competitions to see who has trained their companions to fight the best. However, with Humans being considered non sapient, we're collected since we can adapt to dangerous conditions, despite being considered adorable.
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