/u/humansarespooky's posts
[WP] Due to our size, weight, and resistance to alien weaponry, Humans are being abducted and deployed as tanks. They haven't even realized we use our own weaponry yet.
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[WP] All your peers have doubted the usefulness of your new summoning spell. However, you've figured out how to summon specific specimens, and today, you'll show off how scary these Humans can be.
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[WP] It's no secret that Humans are walking, talking biohazards, and take extreme care and caution to handle, but Human resistance to certain poisons and other hazards aren't quite as known. You just learned today just how much of a handful they can be.
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[WP] Humans aren't seen as diplomats or traders, actually being regarded as just somewhat smart apes. Due to how hard a Human is to bring down and their large size, the groups of illegal arena gladiators see Humans as the ultimate test of skill.
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[WP] Humans were created with iron in their blood to counter magic, a last ditch effort by the elves to drive off the orcs. After they had served their purpose, they mysteriously disappeared. Generations passed, and they forgot of the humans, except for you. You just found the humans.
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[WP] First contact isn't an invasion, or a friendly greeting, but some rather questionable aliens trying to annoy a Human military, somehow blissfully unaware of how bad an idea that is. A weapon in the wrongs spot, a random piece of fruit, a stick thrown from somewhere, etc.
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