/u/huntsman1313's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "Name one reason I can't run for president." "You're a colony of parasitic worms puppeting a human skeleton." "It's only a plastic skeleton."
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[WP] One the eve of a great war between the forces of light and darkness, the elf lords gathered to performed a ritual that would bestow the power of the gods on the most righteous warrior in all the lands. That turned out to be the Dark Lord.
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[WP] The God of Darkness has chosen you as their new prophet. You found this somewhat worrying at first but they are a lot nicer than you thought they would be.
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[WP] Your archnemesis has declared their intent to ruin your life by discovering and revealing your secret identity. You're not really worried though. After all, who would believe that one of the world's greatest superheroes is really a millions of years old sapient hivemind of parasitic wasps?
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[WP] "I would have expected someone called 'The Prophet of the Blood God' to be a bit more.. evil?" "You do realise that blood is just another word for life right?"
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