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The wind rushed through my hair and over my skin; I never felt so alive and free.

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I hugged the woman at the bus stop who screamed at the creepy guy following me before he finally scampered back into the shadows.

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I carried him out of the daycare while being careful not to wake him.

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Just like my wife, my son grew up to be a little bitter and tough as hell

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The drunk girl asked if I had any condoms.

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Getting a girl into bed is easier than most guys think.

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The little boy asked if there would be toys to play with as they walked down the stairs.

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I followed her down the alley to make sure she got home safe.

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It took everything I had to not laugh in her face as I handed her the folded flag.

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My daughter told her friends at school that the bruises were from the hairy monster in the closet.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The wind rushed through my hair and over my skin; I never felt so alive and free.	8782
I hugged the woman at the bus stop who screamed at the creepy guy following me before he finally scampered back into the shadows.	116
I carried him out of the daycare while being careful not to wake him.	83
Just like my wife, my son grew up to be a little bitter and tough as hell	60
The drunk girl asked if I had any condoms.	55
Getting a girl into bed is easier than most guys think.	30
The little boy asked if there would be toys to play with as they walked down the stairs.	26
I followed her down the alley to make sure she got home safe.	20
It took everything I had to not laugh in her face as I handed her the folded flag.	20
My daughter told her friends at school that the bruises were from the hairy monster in the closet.	19