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LPT Slowly drink your non-water beverages to enjoy them. If you want to chug your tea/juice/soda because you’re thirsty, chug water instead.
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[WP] The person you are dating is immortal. You find a photo album of his with pictures of previous exes of his that all look strikingly similar to you. You’re SO walks in and you throw the album down and their face freezes.
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[WP] Congrats! You won first prize at the (non specified) championship! But as you sit in your glory, you start thinking about the "first is the worst, second is the best" saying that you've heard since you were little.
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[WP] You find your childhood teddy bear that had a built in speaker where when you pressed it, it said "I love you so much". But when you pressed it for the first time in ten years...it said something else.
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[WP] As you're traveling your 30,000 m/p/s through space looking for whatever your heart desires, you stop on a planet to get a little shut eye. You land your ship. Not ten minutes after that, another ship that looks exactly like yours lands twenty feet away.
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[EU] Darth Vader survived the lightning attack he received from the emperor. Luke takes his father back, and they finally catch up on everything they have missed.
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[biology] Why is it more common for other animals to have more than one offspring per pregnancy than humans?
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[WP] Your best friend can't even put on shoes without assistance, but finds a way to master quantum physics. He can't pour his own glass of milk without spilling it everywhere, yet he solves complicated calculus equations in his sleep.
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