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[WP] You thought it’s be fun to scare your wife when she got home from work while the kids were out Trick or Treating. To your horror and immense surprise, you frightened her so badly that she spontaneously turned into a wooden chair. The kids will be home soon and you don’t know what the do.
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[WP] You randomly discover a podcast while trying to fall asleep and it's perfect. You tune in later and oddly they're talking about your day and everything that's happened. You then hear one of the guys say "Tune in next week to hear the gruesome details of how he murders 713 people!"
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[WP] Death refused to even look at you before reviving you. This is the 97th time you've died in 40 years. You unknowingly had a short fling with Death, while in human form, and when things got weird you ghosted her. Now she won't let you die and things get more complicated every time you come back.
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[WP] A lonely guy creates the world's first love potion and spends months making hundreds of barrels of it in his basement. He then spends his life savings travelling the country dumping it all into random rivers and reservoirs.
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[WP] In his first year alone he became known as the worlds most evil serial killer murdering thousands during his travels who never escape. Years later, his identity still secret he grows bored when he finally meets his 'White Whale' who's the first person to get away & the worlds last immortal.
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[WP] Separated from your twin at birth, you spent years in foster homes. You've always been able to see a person's aura and it's helped you become very successful. Your twin who's also been successful reaches out to meet one day. As he approaches, you see his aura is pitch black.
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[WP] You’re walking down a dark street when a short red-bearded man beckons you into an alley. He reaches into his coat and hands you a locket on a long gold chain. Upon opening the locket, you find a four-leaf clover pressed beneath a small glass pane. He whispers "Good luck" and disappears.
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[WP] A young time traveller's machine breaks, temporarily trapping her in the past during the Salem Witch Trials where she meets a helpful young boy. She convinces the boy to run away with her after villagers suspect she's a witch. What they dont know is that the boy is the very first immortal.
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You're cleaning up the attic of a recently foreclosed home you just bought when you find a dusty copy of GOT and wipe the dust off the cover. George RR Martin magically appears as your genie and forces you to make 3 wishes he'll take VERY literally. You notice he smells strongly of alcohol. [WP]
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