/u/illusoryphoenix's posts
[WP] You promise to give your firstborn to a clown in exchange for a lucky bowling pin, thinking "HAH! Jokes on them, I'm never having kids". Joke's on you, 20 years later.
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[WP] Every year, you go on an adventure to the North Pole, to swap your name from the naughty list to the nice list. This year, when you arrive, your name is already on the Nice List.
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[WP] After your microwave went on the fritz, instead of buying a new one, you decide to use your oven to cook food- and it turns out your oven is imbued with ancient magic.
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[WP] You were once a wealthy CEO on Earth, now transported to a fantasy world, you decide to become a dog walker... for monsters.
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