/u/incredibleinkpen's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"The inhabitants of Earth believe that we live above," spoke the alien.

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Yesterday, I gave the city people a shopping experience they'd never forget.

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Arriving home from work I noticed that my python had escaped from his cage, and I soon realised he'd made his way to our toddler's bedroom.

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"Can you feel her kicking?" asked my wife, smiling.

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My dad was reading me a bedtime story when suddenly the lamp smashed and the room was in pitch blackness.

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"Don't worry, everyone," announced our pilot, as we took to the sky, "this isn't my first day!"

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Extra-terrestrial life entered our Solar system and with their carefully developed weaponry began to manipulate the star.

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I parked my car outside the abortion clinic again.

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"Don't clean her," she ordered the doctors, immediately after she'd given birth to her daughter.

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I asked my girlfriend if there were any children's songs that reminded her of her youth.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"The inhabitants of Earth believe that we live above," spoke the alien.	154
Yesterday, I gave the city people a shopping experience they'd never forget.	151
Arriving home from work I noticed that my python had escaped from his cage, and I soon realised he'd made his way to our toddler's bedroom.	148
"Can you feel her kicking?" asked my wife, smiling.	145
My dad was reading me a bedtime story when suddenly the lamp smashed and the room was in pitch blackness.	142
"Don't worry, everyone," announced our pilot, as we took to the sky, "this isn't my first day!"	139
Extra-terrestrial life entered our Solar system and with their carefully developed weaponry began to manipulate the star.	138
I parked my car outside the abortion clinic again.	137
"Don't clean her," she ordered the doctors, immediately after she'd given birth to her daughter.	137
I asked my girlfriend if there were any children's songs that reminded her of her youth.	135