/u/incredibleinkpen's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Every morning when I slowly rise out of bed I hear the inevitable cracking of bones.

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Walking home one cold evening, I offered an old lady my winter coat.

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As children, my dad would always joke to me and my conjoined twin that he was "going to the shed to get the chainsaw".

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I saw an old lady on the train tracks, and I screamed at her to get off.

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Despite my words, she continued sleepwalking; down the stairs, then out the front door, and I followed her all the way to a quiet field.

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I saw my mother-in-law trapped beneath the wheel of a lorry, wheezing her last, and thought to myself: "If only I could swap places with you."

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My neighbour's daughter had gone missing, so to cheer him up I invited him over for a nice lunch with some wine.

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I was teaching my two-year-old daughter how to count.

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There are three of us here in this basement, collecting leftover food scraps from the floor.

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There's a dead body in the toilet of this busying train.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Every morning when I slowly rise out of bed I hear the inevitable cracking of bones.	129
Walking home one cold evening, I offered an old lady my winter coat.	121
As children, my dad would always joke to me and my conjoined twin that he was "going to the shed to get the chainsaw".	117
I saw an old lady on the train tracks, and I screamed at her to get off.	115
Despite my words, she continued sleepwalking; down the stairs, then out the front door, and I followed her all the way to a quiet field.	108
I saw my mother-in-law trapped beneath the wheel of a lorry, wheezing her last, and thought to myself: "If only I could swap places with you."	98
My neighbour's daughter had gone missing, so to cheer him up I invited him over for a nice lunch with some wine.	96
I was teaching my two-year-old daughter how to count.	94
There are three of us here in this basement, collecting leftover food scraps from the floor.	93
There's a dead body in the toilet of this busying train.	89