/u/incredibleinkpen's posts in /r/dadjokes

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I got talking to a guy in the pub.

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I told my wife, So what if I spent £3 on a bulletproof jacket...

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"Hey, look" my friend pointed, "there's Jake Paul over there. It looks like he's trying to come up with a...memorable motto!"

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I really want to buy some CDs by Polish composers. But I don't know if I'll have much luck.

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I bought a watch that is suitable for scuba diving, which I'm excited to try out.

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A police officer knocked on my door.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I got talking to a guy in the pub.	248
I told my wife, So what if I spent £3 on a bulletproof jacket...	21
"Hey, look" my friend pointed, "there's Jake Paul over there. It looks like he's trying to come up with a...memorable motto!"	7
I really want to buy some CDs by Polish composers. But I don't know if I'll have much luck.	6
I bought a watch that is suitable for scuba diving, which I'm excited to try out.	1
A police officer knocked on my door.	1