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[WP] You are in a bar when a six year old pigtailed little girl takes the stool next to you. In the deepest lumberjack voice she says, "Hey, Frank, make it a double. It happened again." You can't resist and ask her, "What happened again?"

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[WP] (drops weapon) "Shit. I just realized something." "What?" "We're the bad guys....."

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[WP] You're in bed with a terrible cold when you look up to see Death sitting in chair on the other side of the room. He is reading a thick book when he looks up and says, "Don't worry. Take your time. I just started this...."

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[WP] Guy runs into a gas station, "Quick, where are your bottles of water? I need to make a "f" ton of holy water, RIGHT NOW!"

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[WP] You find a small cake that says, "Eat Me." Being a Lewis Carroll fan you do just that. But instead of it changing your size, it makes you extremely sarcastic. Now you have to find the counter-drink before you say something you can't take back.

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[WP] "See, the only way you can see the demons is if you are under the table drunk. So, bottoms up, buttercup. We gotta fight."

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[WP] A virus hit the world wiping everyone but you out. To keep yourself sane, you listen to books on tape on a battery powered Walkman to hear people's voices. But you are down to your last pair of batteries.

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[WP] Sara didn't care how dangerous the demon looked. It was tracking dirt all over her carpet and she was not having that.

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[WP] "Look, I know it's a miracle and all but this wine that your kid just made from water, Mary? It's awful. Taste it and tell me it isn't."

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[WP] You're eight years old and there is a zombie outbreak. You are hiding, locked up in your bedroom on the second floor of your house and outside your window is the entire neighborhood turned, including your family.

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[WP] You are in a bar when a six year old pigtailed little girl takes the stool next to you. In the deepest lumberjack voice she says, "Hey, Frank, make it a double. It happened again." You can't resist and ask her, "What happened again?"	2585	WritingPrompts
[WP] (drops weapon) "Shit. I just realized something." "What?" "We're the bad guys....."	717	WritingPrompts
[WP] You're in bed with a terrible cold when you look up to see Death sitting in chair on the other side of the room. He is reading a thick book when he looks up and says, "Don't worry. Take your time. I just started this...."	241	WritingPrompts
[WP] Guy runs into a gas station, "Quick, where are your bottles of water? I need to make a "f" ton of holy water, RIGHT NOW!"	207	WritingPrompts
[WP] You find a small cake that says, "Eat Me." Being a Lewis Carroll fan you do just that. But instead of it changing your size, it makes you extremely sarcastic. Now you have to find the counter-drink before you say something you can't take back.	158	WritingPrompts
[WP] "See, the only way you can see the demons is if you are under the table drunk. So, bottoms up, buttercup. We gotta fight."	155	WritingPrompts
[WP] A virus hit the world wiping everyone but you out. To keep yourself sane, you listen to books on tape on a battery powered Walkman to hear people's voices. But you are down to your last pair of batteries.	135	WritingPrompts
[WP] Sara didn't care how dangerous the demon looked. It was tracking dirt all over her carpet and she was not having that.	130	WritingPrompts
[WP] "Look, I know it's a miracle and all but this wine that your kid just made from water, Mary? It's awful. Taste it and tell me it isn't."	117	WritingPrompts
[WP] You're eight years old and there is a zombie outbreak. You are hiding, locked up in your bedroom on the second floor of your house and outside your window is the entire neighborhood turned, including your family.	104	WritingPrompts