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[WP] "It's an alcoholic pie. What's not to get? It's a dessert and a shot all wrapped into one. You eat it and you get drunk. The question now is, which one do you want; vodka pie or whiskey pie?"

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[WP] With the shopping cart on fire, Smith climbed in and waited for the fire department to arrive...

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[WP] You wake up to discover that your spouse has turned into a giant cockroach but no else seems to notice this. Not your kids. Not your neighbors. Only you.

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[RF] "It's either love or heroin. What are you gonna give me?"

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[WP] "You were suppose to kill me, Frank. One gun with one bullet. Against the head. Boom. Lights out. That's it. That was the deal. So, how did you manage to screw that up so badly, you freakin' idiot!?"

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[WP] The jukebox kept on playing The Smiths even after someone had pulled the plug.

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[WP] Have you ever gotten into a bar fight with a god? Well, if you don't shut your mouth now, you are about to."

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[WP] A person checks into a room to find a rifle with a note that reads, "In the room on your right is a man who must die. The opposite room has a man with a rifle aimed at your head. You must take your own rife and kill the man on the right or you will be killed by the other man. 5 min time limit."

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[WP] A pop song looping over and over in your head is the only thing keeping you from succumbing to the virus that is turning everyone else into zombies. Too bad you absolutely hate the song.

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[WP] Three vampires in a late night greasy spoon discussing what makes for a good vampire movie.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] "It's an alcoholic pie. What's not to get? It's a dessert and a shot all wrapped into one. You eat it and you get drunk. The question now is, which one do you want; vodka pie or whiskey pie?"	5
[WP] With the shopping cart on fire, Smith climbed in and waited for the fire department to arrive...	5
[WP] You wake up to discover that your spouse has turned into a giant cockroach but no else seems to notice this. Not your kids. Not your neighbors. Only you.	5
[RF] "It's either love or heroin. What are you gonna give me?"	5
[WP] "You were suppose to kill me, Frank. One gun with one bullet. Against the head. Boom. Lights out. That's it. That was the deal. So, how did you manage to screw that up so badly, you freakin' idiot!?"	5
[WP] The jukebox kept on playing The Smiths even after someone had pulled the plug.	5
[WP] Have you ever gotten into a bar fight with a god? Well, if you don't shut your mouth now, you are about to."	5
[WP] A person checks into a room to find a rifle with a note that reads, "In the room on your right is a man who must die. The opposite room has a man with a rifle aimed at your head. You must take your own rife and kill the man on the right or you will be killed by the other man. 5 min time limit."	5
[WP] A pop song looping over and over in your head is the only thing keeping you from succumbing to the virus that is turning everyone else into zombies. Too bad you absolutely hate the song.	5
[WP] Three vampires in a late night greasy spoon discussing what makes for a good vampire movie.	5