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[WP] There was blood in the lemonade...

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[WP] At a party where everyone was wasted, someone had the bright idea to summon a demon. They perform a spell with candles, symbols and everything when a voice pipes up behind you, "You guys are doing it all wrong." The voice belongs to a demon.

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[WP] "No, Steve, you can't have your sensual massage oil blessed by Father Flannigan to turn it into holy oil. That's sacrilegious. Just grab the stakes and let's make do."

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[WP] Jenny was running out of the usual places to hide the bodies. She knew that she had to start getting creative...

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[WP] Tom wasn't impressed by the kaiju that was now tearing up Tokyo. He had seen bigger monsters back home...

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[WP] "You want me to kill your mom? You put an actual hit out on your mom." "She makes me clean my room."

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[WP] You are visiting your best friend at the hospital after they have tried to commit suicide. They look at you and say, "I have a confession..."

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[WP] After with what happened to the last Messiah, Angels reluctantly draw straws on who is going to tell the new "Mary" that they are pregnant knowing the new Messiah will grow up to have the same fate as the old one.

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[WP] With her hitman in the ground and the cash in the trunk, she knew it was time to hit the road....

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[WP] "Yeah, hi, we're about to do a round of Russian roulette," he said to the waitress as he tapped the gun on the table, "Do you want to take our orders now or wait until after the game to see whose orders you actually will need to put in?"

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[WP] There was blood in the lemonade...	3
[WP] At a party where everyone was wasted, someone had the bright idea to summon a demon. They perform a spell with candles, symbols and everything when a voice pipes up behind you, "You guys are doing it all wrong." The voice belongs to a demon.	3
[WP] "No, Steve, you can't have your sensual massage oil blessed by Father Flannigan to turn it into holy oil. That's sacrilegious. Just grab the stakes and let's make do."	3
[WP] Jenny was running out of the usual places to hide the bodies. She knew that she had to start getting creative...	3
[WP] Tom wasn't impressed by the kaiju that was now tearing up Tokyo. He had seen bigger monsters back home...	3
[WP] "You want me to kill your mom? You put an actual hit out on your mom." "She makes me clean my room."	3
[WP] You are visiting your best friend at the hospital after they have tried to commit suicide. They look at you and say, "I have a confession..."	3
[WP] After with what happened to the last Messiah, Angels reluctantly draw straws on who is going to tell the new "Mary" that they are pregnant knowing the new Messiah will grow up to have the same fate as the old one.	3
[WP] With her hitman in the ground and the cash in the trunk, she knew it was time to hit the road....	3
[WP] "Yeah, hi, we're about to do a round of Russian roulette," he said to the waitress as he tapped the gun on the table, "Do you want to take our orders now or wait until after the game to see whose orders you actually will need to put in?"	2